Ode to The Oldbury Smell



“The Oldbury smell”– a cat pong bomb,

The Langley liquor with an odour of Tom,

It withered the bush of Councillor Gunn,

Kept people awake, released by the tonne

It drifted in plumes, turned chocolate white

Then disappeared to people’s delight.

But back it came with a fearsome roar,

The Felix bouquet from every pore

Oh Pussy most foul go away, be gone

With Albright and Wilson- Arthur and John.

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